7:30 PM No comments What's Easier To Unload, A Truck Full Of Bowling Balls Or A Truck Of Babies? Read more
12:30 PM No comments What Does Jared Fogle Have In Common With The Guy Who Won A $1,000 Gift Card From Chipotle? [NSFW] Read more
7:30 AM No comments Why Did Jared Fogel Have Trouble Having Sex With Twenty Seven Year Olds? Read more
6:00 AM No comments Does Anyone Know The Punchline To This Joke From The Book "straight To Hell"? Read more
4:30 AM No comments Did You Hear About The Construction Worker Who Was Hired To Frame A House? Read more
9:00 PM No comments What Do You Call A Gender Confused Cactus That Relocates To Another Country? Read more
4:30 PM No comments What Do You Call A Hairdresser With A Penchant For Opera And Paedophilia? Read more
2:30 AM No comments Scientists Announced That A Man Had Chilled Himself To Absolute Zero In An Industrial Accident. Read more
5:30 PM No comments A Kid From A Local Tribe Asks His Father "how Do You Choose Our Names?" Read more
1:00 PM No comments Apparently Subway Has Already Removed Jared's Previous Favorite Type Of Sub From Their Kids Menu, And Have Replaced It With His Soon To Be New NON-optional Selection.... Read more
10:30 AM No comments I'm Sure Jared Will Still Get An Opportunity To Eat Some Of His Favorite Foods, Even While In Prison Read more
5:00 AM No comments So A Man Receives A Text Message From His Neighbor That Reads As Follows: Read more
10:00 PM No comments Marketing Companies Should Use Chromosomes In Advertisements Because Sex Cells Read more
2:30 PM No comments They Say A Woman Knows After 7 Seconds Whether Or Not She Wants To Have Sex... Read more
10:00 AM No comments Looks Like Subway Finally Has A Good Excuse For Their Footlongs Being Less Than 12 Inches Read more
2:30 AM No comments Jared Ended His Career At Subway The Same Way He Started It... (part 2) Read more
11:30 PM No comments A Few Days Ago I Went To A Zoo And The Only Animal They Had Was A Dog, So I Left And Went To Starbucks For A Coffee... Read more
7:00 AM No comments A Blonde Walked Into A Shoe Shop And Saw A Pair Of Shoes Made From Alligator Skin That She Liked. Read more
5:30 AM No comments TIL That There Is An Exotic Instrument Only Select Children Can Master. Read more
6:30 PM No comments An American Bartender, An African Bartender And An Asian Bartender Walk Into A Bar. Read more
8:00 AM No comments I'll Refrain From Making Any Jokes About The Ashley Madison Controversy... Read more
7:30 AM No comments I Hate When Multiple People Are Pregnant And Someone Says Something Like, I Guess Theres Something In The Water... Read more
7:00 AM No comments So I Was Walking Through Chicago And I Saw There Was A "Muslim Bookstore" Read more
6:00 AM No comments My Complete Lack Of Knowledge About Greek Mythology Has Always Been My Achilles Elbow. Read more
3:30 AM No comments People Often Complain And Belittle Alternative Religious Organizations Like Atheism And Scientology... Read more
2:00 AM No comments I Remembered My Favourite Joke About Islam Last Night And I Had A Giggle, So I'm Gonna Share It: Read more
8:00 PM No comments My Neighbor Is An Authentic Italian Chef And He Just Bought A New Dodge... Read more
12:00 PM No comments What Do You Call The Father Of A Frog That Is In The Early Stages Of Its Life? Read more
7:00 AM No comments I Just Read A Story Of A Female Teacher In My Home State Who Got A 10 Year Jail Sentence For Sleeping With A 15 Year Old Student. Read more
8:00 PM No comments "I Wandered Lonely As A Cloud, That Floats On High O'er Vales And Hills, When All At Once, I Heard A Shout....." Read more
10:00 AM No comments Big Lebowski The Achievers....a Man Named Lee Cheevers. He Is Placed Into The Hall Of Fame. He Is Now Golden Lee Cheevers. Read more
7:30 AM No comments I Am Shocked That Anyone Is Surprised By Jared Fogel Pleading Guilty... Read more
7:00 AM No comments I'm Starting An A Capella Group With Five Other Ill Tempered Pedophiles. Read more
5:00 AM No comments What Did The Community Do When There Was An Injustice Involving Law Enforcement? Read more
2:30 AM No comments I Got Bored Studying For The LSAT, So I Wrote A Humorously Dark Test Question. Read more
12:00 AM No comments What's The Difference Between In-n-Out Burger French Fries And League Of Legends? Read more
3:30 PM No comments Scientists Just Discovered A Food That Diminishes A Woman's Sex Drive By 90%... Read more
3:00 PM No comments Rearrange The Letters PNEIS Into The Name Of An Important Human Body Part That Is Most Useful When Erect... Read more
9:30 AM No comments A 2007 Study Showed That For High School Students Graduating In The US, 4/3 Did Not Know How To Properly Use Fractions. Read more
9:30 PM No comments Very Few People Can Brag About Getting A Handjob From Their Barber After A Haircut Nowadays. Read more
7:30 PM No comments My Dad Always Worked Really Hard To Be Able To Put Dinner On The Table For His Family. Read more
5:00 PM No comments C'mon On Reddit..let The Jared Fogle Jokes Begin. I'll Start. What Was Jareds' Favorite Sandwich Read more
12:00 PM No comments I Made 2 Eggs This Morning And My Son Ate More Than Half. How Many Eggs Did He Eat? Read more
12:30 AM No comments A Young Boy Came Up To His Mother Crying, When His Mother Asked Him What Was Wrong, Read more
11:00 PM No comments What's Jareds Favorite Part About Having Sex With Twenty Eight Year Olds? Read more
9:00 PM No comments Did You Know You Can Tell The Gender Of An Ant By Throwing It In Water? Read more
