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2:30 AM No comments A Women Asks Her Father Why A Guy That Sleeps With A Lot Of Women Is Called A Player, But A Women That Sleeps With A Lot Of Men Was Called A Slut. Read more
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4:30 PM No comments Did You Guys See That Episode Of Finding Bigfoot Last Night? [SPOILERS] Read more
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8:30 PM No comments It Used To Be When People Would Tell Me To Go To Hell, I'd Say I Don't Believe In Hell. Read more
5:30 PM No comments What Did The Doctor Say To Mr. And Mrs. Hitler When Little Adolf Was Born? Read more
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5:00 AM No comments A Little Saying For Columbus Day My Grandpa Came Up With Many, Many Years Ago. Read more
3:00 AM No comments Did You Hear What Happened To The Native American Who Drank Too Much Tea...? Read more
10:00 PM No comments My Gf And I Were At The Grocery Store And She Asked If We Could Buy Moon Pies. Read more
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9:30 PM No comments And The Lord Said Unto John; 'Come Forth And You Shall Receive Eternal Life.' Read more
7:30 AM No comments Philosophical Parable About Little Sparrow (attention: Real Sad Story, Bro) Read more
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