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11:00 AM No comments During An Inspection Of The Federal Penitentiary, I Saw A Bald Inmate Beat Up A Warden. Read more
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4:30 AM No comments Two Guys Are Chillin' At A Bar Whilst On Vacation. Guy #1 Orders A Rum And Coke, #2 Just Has A Coke. 1:Seriously, Man? We're On Vacation! 2: Yeah, But I Been Wasted All Week. I Figured I'd Have Coke For A Change Of Pace. Read more
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5:30 PM No comments Hello. My Name Is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. My Friend's Name Is Also John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. Read more
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8:00 PM No comments Dad Asks Me Have You Heard Of The New Movie Constipation? I Was All Like What, No. Read more
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10:30 AM No comments One Lovely Day, Mother Was Taking Her Daughter To A ZOO... (only For People With Good Stomach) Read more
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