11:30 PM No comments The Lady Kept Her Parrot In The Kitchen. One Day She Opened A Pack Of Frozen Chicken Parts. Read more
10:00 AM No comments The Doorbell Rings And The Moviestar Sees His Daily Maid Standing At His Door Read more
6:00 AM No comments If You Have A Parrot And You Don't Teach Him To Say "Help, They Turned Me Into A Parrot" You Wasting Everybody's Time Read more
5:00 AM No comments A Teenage Girl Had Been Talking On The Phone For About Half An Hour, And Then She Hung Up. Read more
3:30 AM No comments A Girl With A Tough Attitude Purposefully Bumps A Guy Walking By Her... Read more
8:30 PM No comments Did You Hear About The Pharaoh Who Refused To Believe That His Boat Was Sinking? Read more
7:30 PM No comments I Have A Feeling A Lot Of Resumes From Mizzou Students Are Going Into The "maybe" Pile. Read more
1:00 PM No comments When I Was A Kid There Were Reports Of Alligators In The Sewers That Would Come Up Through Toilets. Read more
5:30 AM No comments I Made A Bunch Of Custom T-shirts For My Footballer Friends, And They Suddenly Turned Into Philosophers. Read more
4:30 PM No comments Some People Take Offense To The Use Of Terms Like "trashy" And "white Trash" Read more
5:30 AM No comments As A Large Adult Male I Think I Could Probably Last At Least 30 Seconds With Rhonda Rousey Read more
4:30 PM No comments I Like To Sleep With The Bedside Lamp On, Even Though My Wife Reckons It's Weird. Read more
4:00 PM No comments The Teacher Told The Kids: Name A Few Things That You Can Put In Your Mouth. Read more
2:00 PM No comments So I Was In My Car, And I Was Driving Along, And My Boss Rang Up, And He Said 'You've Been Promoted.' Read more
4:00 AM No comments I Hadn't Been Laid In A Long Time, So I Slipped A Girl A Roofie At A Bar. Read more
2:30 AM No comments My Therapist Says I Have A Preoccupation With Vengeance. We'll See About That. Read more
11:30 PM No comments Mexican Drug Lords Now Have Ig And Keep Posting Selfies With Stacks Of Money, Mansions And Yachts. I Think The Army... Read more
10:30 PM No comments What Do You Get When You Mix A Black Man With Microwave Chicken? (May Be Offensive) Read more
7:30 PM No comments What's Something Similar But Different Between American And Muslim Girls? (Offensive) Read more
4:00 PM No comments Did You Hear About The African American Girl Who Was Quiet During The Movie? Read more
11:00 AM No comments What Is The Difference Between A Stalking African Pygmy And A Jogging Jane Fonda? Read more
8:00 AM No comments What's Difference Between Caitlyn Jenner And Kim Kardashian? (Offensive) Read more
7:30 AM No comments The U.S. Instituted A New Law After A Man Dressed As Santa Committed A Felony. Read more
3:30 AM No comments What Did The One Crab Say To Another Greedy Crab That Was Eating All Of The Mussels? Read more
10:00 PM No comments U.S Male Active Duty And Veterans...on This Special Day, Make Sure To Call Up All Your Old Flames, Current Lovers. Wives And Girlfriends As Well As Any Others Who Helped You Out During Long Deployments And Say..... Read more
5:00 PM No comments I'm Starting A Tautology Club, But Need To Describe It To The People Joining. Read more
1:30 PM No comments Former Police Officers Are Offering Their Services To Appear In Court For You. Read more
8:00 AM No comments Why Didn't The American Girl Have Sex With The Iranian Boy? (offensive) Read more
4:30 AM No comments A Husband And Wife Are Trying To Set Up A New Password For Their Computer. The Husband Puts, "Mypenis," And The Wife Falls On The Ground Laughing Because On The Screen It Says, "Error. Not Long Enough." Read more
8:00 PM No comments I Know My Mum Has A Dildo Because I Hear Her Drawer Slam Shut Every Night Before She Switches Off Her Light In The Next Room... Read more
7:00 AM No comments Authorities In Beijing Have Advised That The Earthquake Felt By Millions Last Night Was Nothing To Worry About. Read more
6:30 PM No comments At My Trial The Judge Asked Me How I Justified Using Force To Get Women To Sleep With Me... Read more
6:00 PM No comments What Did The Sniper Say When Asked If He Ever Had To Shoot Someone He Knew? Read more
5:30 PM No comments There Once Was A Woman Who Had 100 Children. She Named Each Of Them After Numbers In The Order They Were Born. Read more
4:00 PM No comments What Do You Call A Priest, A Cat, And A Baseball Player At The Bottom Of The Sea? Read more
2:30 PM No comments A Lady Walks Into A Grocery Store Looking For Tomatoes And Can't Seem To Find Any, So She Goes To Ask A Store Clerk. Read more
1:30 AM No comments Man Goes To Dr And Asks Him, Doc "what Do I Have To Do To Live To Be 100?" Read more
12:30 AM No comments An Englishman, A Frenchman, A Spaniard And German Are Watching A Juggler Perform... Read more
5:30 PM No comments What's Different For Sean Connery When He Has Sex With His Wife Or With A Prostitute? Read more
10:00 AM No comments Me And My Ex-girlfriend Just Weren't Meant To Be Together, She Was A Capricorn... Read more
9:00 AM No comments Two Friends Are Walking Through The City At Night When One Of Them Spots A Dealer Selling Cocaine... Read more
4:30 AM No comments A Black Lady Named Betty Walks Into A Butcher Shop That's Always Running Out Of Things And Ask For Some Beef Read more
3:00 AM No comments Did You Hear About The Little Guy Compelled To Clap In Time Whenever He Was On The Paris Underground? Read more
1:00 AM No comments The Woman Next To Me On This Roller-coaster Won't Stop Screaming And Shouting. Read more
5:00 PM No comments What Do You Get When You Cross A Classical German Composer With An Erupting Volcano? Read more
11:00 AM No comments I Hate It When I'm Watching Porn And Suddenly There's A Man's Butthole Right In My Face. Read more
4:30 AM No comments A Guy Is Sitting At The Bar And Decides To Buy A Drink For The Woman A Few Stools Away Read more
1:00 AM No comments My Friend's Dad Quit His Job And Left His Family To Go Off Into The Wilderness And Pursue A "Spartan Lifestyle." Read more
8:00 PM No comments "You Know You Are With The Right Person If They Have Their Eyes Closed When You Kiss Them" Read more
12:00 PM No comments It Was The Fateful Day That Lorena Bobbitt Threw Her Husband's Severed Member Out Her Car Window... Read more
8:00 AM No comments How Much Wood Would A Japanese Woodchuck Chuck If A Japanese Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood? Read more
7:00 AM No comments There Was A Man Who Was Arrested For Masturbating In A Public Library... Read more
9:00 AM No comments What Did The Yoga Teacher Say When Someone Asked If She Wanted To Leave The Party Early? Read more
