11:30 PM No comments If You Were To Second Guess Your Decision To Stay At A Hotel On A Native American Reserve... Read more
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11:30 AM No comments The World Health Organization Has Stated That Eating Bacon Increases Your Chances Of Getting Cancer. Read more
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3:30 AM No comments How Did You Feel When You Found Out Obama Was Half White And Half Black? Read more
2:00 AM No comments Two Years Ago, I've Shook With Famous Comedian And I Haven't Washed My Hand Since. Read more
10:30 PM No comments Did You Hear The Director Planned To Film Two Sequels Simultaneously For The Michael J Fox 1980's Time Travel Comedy? Read more
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7:00 PM No comments Our Local Cinema Is Putting On A Screening Of The New James Bond Film Especially For Dyslexics. Read more
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3:00 PM No comments What Do You Say To Your Girlfriend When You Are On The Toilet And She Is Braiding Her Hair? Read more
10:00 AM No comments Why Does The Shortage Of Strip Clubs In The Middle East Make ISIS So Angry? Read more
9:30 AM No comments What Is The Best Compliment You Can Give A Girl Who Is Into "water Sports?" Read more
4:30 PM No comments What Do You Call A Panda That Graduates Last In Its Class From Medical School? Read more
2:30 PM No comments What Did The Naturalist Say When He Saw A Number Of Rocks Covered In Moss? Read more
1:00 AM No comments What Is Comedian And Former MTV Show Host Tom Green's Favorite Brand Of Pen? Read more
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12:00 PM No comments What Is The Difference Between Jared Fogel Before Prison, And Jared Now? Read more
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7:00 AM No comments Jared Fogle "the Subway Guy" Was Upset To Be Sentenced To 15 And 1/2 Years In Prison Today... Read more
7:30 AM No comments The Court Was Very Accommodating Handing Jared A Fifteen Year Sentence. Read more
7:00 AM No comments In High School They Used To Call Me Big Tim, But It Wasn't Because Of My Height, Ladies ;).... Read more
6:30 AM No comments My Friend And His Girlfriend Are Looking For A Girl To Have A Three-way With... Read more
1:00 AM No comments If The World Were A Party And All The Countries Were People, America Would Be Despised Because: Read more
10:00 PM No comments If A Tree Falls In A Forest And The Only Witness Is A Gangster Squirrel..... Read more
3:00 PM No comments Peyton Manning Suffered An Embarrassing Day On The Football Field On Sunday... Read more
9:00 AM No comments Kid: I Want To Give Grandpa Tickets To A Michael Jackson Show! Dad: You Can't, He's Been Dead For Years Now, Read more
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5:00 AM No comments So My African American Friend Told Me He Was Richer And Had More Things Then Me. Read more
12:30 PM No comments Did You Hear About The Chemistry Teacher That Yelled NaCl During Class? Read more
2:30 AM No comments Cancer Research Scientists Have Grown Human Vocal Cords In A Petri Dish. Read more
7:00 PM No comments A Man Walks Into A Bar And Sees A Horse In The Corner With A Large Jar Filled With $20 Bills. (Really Long Read) Read more
8:00 AM No comments Why Was Han Solo So Suspicious When He Put His Penis Inside Princess Leia For The First Time? Read more
5:30 AM No comments A Little Boy Sees His Grandpa Drinking Bourbon And Gets Curious...[NSFW] Read more
2:00 AM No comments An Elementary Teacher To Her Innocent Class: "What Are The Two Types Of Reproduction?" Read more
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8:30 PM No comments Husband: Doctor. I Think My Wife Has Symptoms Of Deafness. I Talk To Her At Home And She's Not Answering Me. Read more
2:00 PM No comments Grand Theft Auto Is Great Because It Lets Me Live Out Fantasies Society Won't Let Me Read more
11:00 AM No comments Why Is Something That Keeps You From Burning Your Fingers On A Joint Called A Roach Clip? Read more
3:00 AM No comments Q: How Do You Know Which Blonde Gives The Best Blow Job? A: Word Of Mouth. Read more
2:00 PM No comments A Guy Was Driving In A Car With A Blonde. He Told Her To Stick Her Head Out The Window And See If The Blinker Worked. Read more
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3:00 AM No comments God: "I Am All Powerful, I Am The Almighty! I Am A Genius! I Have Created Mankind!" Read more
12:00 AM No comments If Mississippi Asked Missouri For Her New Jersey, What Would Delaware? Read more
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9:00 AM No comments I Thought It Was A Compliment To Tell A Girl She Looked Like Ronda Rousey... Read more
11:00 PM No comments I Decided To Make A Website So Rednecks Can Find Out And Track Who Their Ancestors Were... Read more
5:30 PM No comments What Does A Polish Groom Give His Bride For Their Wedding That Is Long And Hard? Read more
4:30 PM No comments Why Did The Chicken (who Was Attending Two Different Weddings On Either Side Of A Road And Had Just Finished Talking To One Soon-to-be-married Female And Wished To Speak The Other Soon-to-be-married Female At The Other Wedding) Cross The Road? Read more
1:00 PM No comments They Say Insanity Is Doing The Same Thing Over And Over Again, Expecting A Different Result. Read more
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