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3:00 PM No comments 9 Years Ago I Asked The Girl Of My Dreams Out On A Date, Today I Asked Her To Marry Me. Read more
7:00 AM No comments A Photon Checks Into A Hotel And Is Asked "do You Have Any Luggage, Sir?" Read more
6:00 AM No comments Two Brothers Wrote An Exam. One Got In, The Other Didn't. The One Who Didn't Get In Got In The Second Time. Read more
8:00 PM No comments An Old Man Was In Hospital. Lying In Bed, He Leaned Over To The Pretty Young Nurse Attending To Him And Whispered In Her Ear "Give Us A Kiss, Luv!" Read more
3:00 PM No comments Beatless Polish-Belgian Haiku Limerick: There Once Was A Man From Nantucket Read more
1:30 PM No comments So A Guy Goes Home And Tells His Wife, "Honey, Pack Your Bags! I Just Won The Lottery!" Read more
10:30 AM No comments X-post From R.J Morgan Berkeley - The Battle Of Good Versus Evil In The PC Age Read more
4:30 AM No comments Two Mexican Soldiers Are Riding On Their Horses After A Bloody Battle... Read more
2:00 AM No comments Did You Hear The One About The Man Who Kept Catching His Son Masturbating? Read more
1:00 AM No comments A Patient Came In Today Saying He Felt Paranoid And Like People Were Watching Him. Read more
9:30 PM No comments Three High-rise Construction Workers Sit Down On A Beam To Eat Their Sack Lunches... Read more
5:30 AM No comments I'm So Grateful To The Teacher Who Defined The Word "plethora" For Me... Read more
8:30 PM No comments Jack, Dill, James, And Mike Were Walking Down The Street. Mike Fell Down. Read more
5:30 PM No comments Did You Hear About The Boss That Slept With His Secretary And Then Fired Her? Read more
10:00 AM No comments A Man, His Wife, And His Mother-in-law Went On Vacation To The Holy Land.... Read more
4:30 AM No comments TRIVIA TIME: What Flavor Shake Did Marty McFly Get In The Diner During The First Back To The Future Movie? Read more
12:00 PM No comments A Elderly Italian Man Wanted To Plant Tomatoes In His Backyard But He Was Too Weak... Read more
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1:30 AM No comments Guys About To Go On A Date Has To Fart Really Bad Talking To Her Parents. Read more
9:30 PM No comments Lamar Odom, After His Recent Troubles, Decided To Change Careers And Go Into Music..guess Which Band He Joined? Read more
9:00 PM No comments A Few Years After He Became An Ex-President, Bill And Hilary Are Driving Around Arkansas And Stop For Gas. Read more
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7:30 AM No comments Whenever I'm Feeling Really Tired, I Just Watch The New Star Wars Trailer... Read more
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7:00 AM No comments So A Kid Comes Home From School And Tells His Mom He Just Had Sex With His Teacher. Read more
5:00 AM No comments Why Did The Mammoth Get In Trouble With The Archaeologist For Texting The Dinosaur? Read more
11:30 AM No comments So The Biggest Recorded Storm In History Just Made Landfall In Mexico... Read more
4:30 AM No comments A Scientist Finally Found A Way To Clone Humans By First Cloning Himself. Read more
3:00 AM No comments I Think Women Are Like A Car And Men Are Like Real Estate Property In The Way Their Values Change. Read more
9:00 PM No comments Jamaica Is Demanding Compensation From The UK For Our Involvement In The Slave Trade! Read more
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5:30 AM No comments This Guy Was Sitting In His Attorney's Office. "Do You Want The Bad News First Or The Terrible News?" The Lawyer Said. Read more
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1:30 AM No comments And The Lord Said Unto John, "Come Forth And You Will Have Eternal Life" Read more
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5:30 PM No comments In An Odd Incident Last Night At 12, A Man Was Pelted With Over 2000 Ritz Crackers. Read more
4:00 PM No comments With All This Anti-drug Propaganda Going Around, How Do You Know A D.A.R.E. Representative Is Lying? Read more
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