10:00 PM No comments Have You Heard The News Story About The Kid That Was Arrested When They Thought The Clock He Brought To School Was A Bomb? Read more
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5:30 PM No comments What Did The Leper Say To His Mistress After A Round Of Unfulfilled Sex? Read more
4:00 PM No comments I Think Every Guy Has Tucked Their Genitalia Between Their Legs To Pretend They Have A Vagina. Read more
9:30 AM No comments Boy: Camp Counselor, Is It True That In Some Places They Don't Wipe After Using The Toilet? Read more
4:00 AM No comments So I Was Wondering Whether Any Of My Friends Could Possibly Teach Me Quidditch... Read more
6:30 PM No comments I Told One Of My Coworkers Who Happens To Be Mexican That He Better Hope Trump Doesn't Become President... Read more
1:00 PM No comments What Did The American Army General Say After The First Opposing Casualty In The Mexican-American War? Read more
11:30 AM No comments A Jew, An Episcopalian, A Veterinarian, A Hipster, A Redneck, A Goth, And A Frat Boy All Walk Into A Bar That Promotes Diversity Read more
11:00 AM No comments Wife Complains She Doesn't Enjoy Sex With Husband Because His Penis Is Too Small Read more
9:00 AM No comments A Blonde And A Lawyer Are Seated Next To Each Other On A Flight From LA To NY... Read more
5:30 AM No comments On Checking In, I Told The Airline Rep That I Was Going To New York, But I Wanted My Large Bag To Go To Tampa And My Smaller Bag To Go To Tokyo. Read more
11:30 AM No comments The CIA Wanted To Test Their 3 Best Agents So See If They Kept Their Sanity Read more
9:00 AM No comments When I Was A Kid, I Got Really Upset When My Mom Started Buying Dove Body Wash. Read more
3:30 PM No comments I Met A Girl Named "JKMNO" Today When I Mispronounced Her Name. I Asked Her Proper Pronunciation... Read more
4:30 AM No comments My Wife Routinely Turns Down My Sexual Advances Because She Has Headaches. Feeling Particularly Horny Last Night I Prepared For That Scenario. Read more
2:00 AM No comments I Realized Today That My Bed Sheets Are Covered In Layers Of Dead Skin Cells. Read more
9:00 PM No comments A Woman Was Seated Next To President Coolidge (aka Silent Cal) At A Dinner Party. Read more
9:30 AM No comments A 22-year-old Man And A 57-year-old Woman Get To Know Each Other In A Bar Read more
9:00 AM No comments 70% Of All University Students Identify Themselves As Procrastinators. .. Read more
1:30 AM No comments A Boy Wants To Know The Difference Between Hypothetically And Realistically Read more
10:00 PM No comments A Woman Was In Bed With Her Lover When She Heard Her Husband Opening The Front Door. Read more
8:00 PM No comments Apparently The Japanese Made A Pie Chart Showing How Afraid They Are Of Godzilla... Read more
9:30 AM No comments A Blonde Walks Into A Pharmacy And Asks The Assistant For Some Rectum Deodorant. Read more
2:00 PM No comments What Do You Get When You Cross A Dyslexic, An Insomniac, And An Agnostic? Read more
9:30 AM No comments Child Have Ask Question That Father And Mother Both Have Given Wrong Answer Read more
7:30 AM No comments The Other Day My Dessert Looked Like It Was Undressing Me With It's Eyes... Read more
7:00 AM No comments Being Politically Correct Sucks. I Can't Even Say "black Paint" Anymore. Read more
6:00 AM No comments What Did The Dejected Man Say To The Considerate Calculator Trying To Console Him? Read more
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12:30 PM No comments Johnnys Mom Caught Him Having Sex With His Girlfriend On The Couch And Made Fun Of His Penis Size. Read more
11:00 AM No comments My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me. When She Did, I Gave Her A Note That Said "Great Job!" Read more
3:00 AM No comments Recently I Hired An Ex-military Police Private Investigator To Find Out Where My Mom Was Going At Night. Read more
1:00 AM No comments I've Recently Invented A New Gaseous Compound I Like To Call 'Fuh'. I Like To Spray Myself With It Before I Go Out. Read more
10:30 PM No comments What Sort Of Cheese Do You Use To Get A Bear To Go On A Outing With You? Read more
9:30 PM No comments Does Someone Who Sleeps On The Ground Because They Like A Hard Mattress... Read more
8:30 PM No comments TIL It's Impossible To Stick Your Tongue Out And Look Up At The Same Time Read more
12:30 PM No comments My Wife Says That We Don't Talk Anymore, So Told Her - "didn't Want To Be Rude And Interrupt". Read more
11:00 AM No comments At An Outdoor Party I Was Asked By A Lovely Young Lady If I Wanted To Cornhole... Read more
6:30 AM No comments My Mother Jean, My Auntie Jean & My Sister Jean All Went To A Nightclub. At The Door, The Bouncer Turned Them All Away... Read more
5:00 AM No comments Why Can't Wheelchair Users Watch Champions League Matches In The Knockout Rounds? Read more
10:30 PM No comments Did You Hear About The Baby Born Without Any Eyelids? It's Alright, They Managed To Fashion Some Eyelids Out Of His Foreskin. Read more
7:00 PM No comments Tommy And His Older Brother And Sister Were Getting Homeschooled Together Read more
6:30 PM No comments President Coolidge And His Wife Were Having Marital Issues (and Old, Classic Joke) Read more
10:30 AM No comments A Mother Was Hanging Up Her Son's Laundry When She Found A Hidden S&M Magazine Read more
4:00 AM No comments My Next Door Neighbour Is Really Loud And Obnoxious. So Now I Know How Canada Feels. Read more
9:30 PM No comments I'm Working On A "rock Opera" Adaptation Of The Wizard Of Oz That Would Employ The Songs And Sounds Of The Best British Artists, Including The Rolling Stones, Jessie Ware, Mumford & Sons, The Verve, David Bowie, And Radiohead. Read more
6:00 PM No comments Q: If Your Wife Is Shouting At The Front Door And Your Dog Is Barking At The Back Door, Who Do You Let In First? A: The Dog -- At Least He'll Quiet Down After You Let Him In. Read more
3:30 PM No comments I Went Into A Chemist And Asked For An "air- Arsole" Anti-persperant Spray Read more
3:00 PM No comments Did You Know That If You Scream "Candyman" Three Times In The Mirror At 1AM.. Read more
