5:30 PM No comments The President Of The United States And The Prime Minister Of China Are Comparing Their Bodyguards. Read more
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12:00 AM No comments Remember That AMA Guy Whose Mother Slept With Him Because He Had Broken His Arms? Read more
10:30 PM No comments I Accidentally Dropped My Girlfriends Epilepsy Medication In The Washing Machine... Read more
7:00 PM No comments Finish This Joke, "I Am Christian And I Believe In Science. In Fact, I Studied Physics At A Catholic University." Read more
6:00 PM No comments Yesterday I Moved To Germany And My New German Flatmate Told Me That He Only Knows One Joke... Read more
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3:00 PM No comments The Average Man Takes Just Over 6 Minutes To Cum During Sex, Do You Know How Long It Takes A Woman? Read more
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6:00 AM No comments This Girl Came Up To Me Today And Said She Recognized Me From The Vegetarian Club. Read more
2:30 AM No comments Nowadays, French Fries Are Made From Potatoes. What Did They Used To Be Made From Before The 1960s? Read more
1:30 AM No comments A Communist And A Capitalist Are Waiting For Their Socialist Friend To Go See A Movie........ Read more
6:00 PM No comments I Was On A Date Last Night And The Girl Said My Breath Smells Like Fire. Read more
12:30 PM No comments What Did The Astronaut Say To The Other When He Pressed The Wrong Button? Read more
8:00 AM No comments There Was A Convention For Lazy-eyed Bachelors And Bachelorettes. There Was A Massive Turn Out: Most Of Them Ended With A Perfect Mate.... Read more
7:30 AM No comments A B-grade Nursing Student Asked The Professor Of Urology For His Opinion Of Her Read more
7:00 AM No comments If Someone Ever Intimidates You Just Remember That They're 70% Water. *Are You Afraid Of Water...?* Read more
1:00 AM No comments I Was Shocked To Find Out That 35% Of America's Prison Population Is White. Read more
12:30 PM No comments A Penny Saved Is A Penny That Will Sit Around In A Jar For Five Years ;) Read more
11:30 AM No comments Have You Ever Wondered Why, During A Crisis, They Let Women And Children Go First? Read more
9:00 AM No comments A Man's Wife Asks Him: "Have You Ever Considered Having A Threesome With Me For A Change?" Read more
5:00 AM No comments A Rich Guy And A Poor Guy Both Have Wives With Upcoming Birthdays ... (NSFW) Read more
1:00 AM No comments Somewhere Out There, There Is A World With No War, No Hate, No Hunger, And No Poverty. Read more
9:00 PM No comments I Met Greece's Finance Minister, Who Was Looking For Help Regarding The Situation There. Read more
6:30 PM No comments There Are Two Kinds Of People In This World: Those Who Require Closure... Read more
3:30 PM No comments I Told My Boss I Needed A Raise To Stay At Work Because There Are Three Different Companies Showing Interest In Me... Read more
12:00 PM No comments Have You Ever Noticed The Lack Of Trigger Discipline Cops Have In Movies? Read more
4:30 AM No comments A Businessman Was Interviewing Applicants For The Position Of Manager Of A Large Division... Read more
3:30 AM No comments Germans Are Always So Quick To Fix Your Mistakes When You Trying To Speak German. Read more
3:00 AM No comments Lost My Watch At A Party Once... The Dude, Punched Him Straight In The Nose. No One Does That To A Girl, Not On My Watch. Read more
1:00 AM No comments I'm Stuck At A Boring Wedding Reception, Tell Me A Joke To Get Through It Read more
11:00 PM No comments TIFU By Forgetting What Current MMO My Friend Played And Wasting My Money To Buy WoW Gametime Read more
2:00 PM No comments If You Heat Your Solid State Drive Into A Gaseous State Drive, Do You Get Cloud Storage? Read more
1:30 PM No comments My Friend Just Won The Scandinavian Excavator Championship By Moving A Beer Can From One Table To Another Without Denting It. Read more
5:30 AM No comments I, The Penis, Hereby Request A Raise In Salary For The Following Reasons:........ Read more
8:30 AM No comments What Did The Banker Say To The Tongue When He Rejected His Loan Application? Read more
1:30 AM No comments My Daughter Kept Begging Me To Get Her A New Toy, So I Went To A Store And Got A Bunch Of Lego For Her Read more
7:00 AM No comments Researchers In Canada Have Reported Finding A Superconductor That They Say Works At Room Temperature. Read more
2:30 AM No comments A Man Is Sitting On His Porch Drinking Whisky When His Grandson Ask For A Drink. Read more
9:30 AM No comments Once Winston Churchill Walked In To A Pub. Lady At The Pub Seeing That He Was Drunk Already " Sir! You Are Drunk". Read more
11:30 PM No comments The Most Cutting Things You Can Say About Someone Is, "who's This Clown?" Read more
